New PDF release: 501 Golf Jokes For Almost All Occassions

By Franklin Dohanys

ISBN-10: 0806536500

ISBN-13: 9780806536507

First Golfer: "Hey, how's your golfing game?"

Second Golfer: "Not so strong. it sort of feels the older i am getting, the higher I used to be!"

even if you are cutting your method throughout the fairway or chipping up adequate dust to construct an in-ground pool, there is not anything like a great golfing shaggy dog story to maintain a duffer from taking the sport too heavily (you be aware of who you are). This riotous assortment includes adequate fabric for you and your fellow golfers to giggle your option to the nineteenth gap, online game after video game.

Two golfer and their caddies have been out at the direction someday. by means of the 15th gap one of many golfers had blown such a lot of putts he went berserk. He all started swearing out loud, grabbed his putter and, with a robust toss, threw it on the water threat 40 yards away. One caddy grew to become to the opposite and stated, "Five dollars says he misses the water!"

For a person with a feeling of humor, even those that imagine that golfing and golfers are most sensible left to America's Funniest Home...

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When the unsuspecting caddie came out of the rest room, there was Barney, waiting for him. Barney and the caddie left for the first tee. By the seventh hole Barney was twenty-one strokes over par, on course for another banner day. He hit his tee shot on eight into some nearby trees. The shot bounced off the trees like a pinball and came flying back at the caddie, nearly removing one of his family jewels and doubling him over. The caddie was in agony and furious. When Barney asked what club he might use to help his driving, the caddie shouted, “Why don’t you use your penis!

75. An older member of a prestigious country club came into the clubhouse after his usual eighteen holes and complained that he was having more and more trouble getting out of the bunkers. The pro suggested a number of helpful strategies, to which the old man retorted, “You don’t understand. It’s not the ball that’s troubling me. ” 76. An old duffer had golfed at the same country club with his friends for over sixty years. He took ill and died suddenly, leaving the rest of his group to mourn.

Oddly enough, the sitting judge happened to be the same poor golfer for whom he had caddied week after week at the country club. ” “I’m not sure I know what you mean, Your Honor,” said the caddie. “An oath. You know, as in to tell the truth. ” asked the judge. “I still don’t get it,” said the caddie. ” the judge snapped impatiently. “Oh, swearing! Sure I do. ” 15. An executive was invited to play a round of golf with his boss at the local country club. Wanting to make a good impression, he went to the golf store and purchased an entire new outfit, new shoes, and a new bag.

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